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BBC Perfects Propaganda Super Bomb to Explode in Dublin.
Intellect, memory and reason to be devastated by mass media terror weapon
to be fired from a British trident nuclear submarine in the Irish sea.
The BBC have developed a lethal propaganda "superbomb," for Ireland we can reveal.
Secret plans obtained by the former Rockall Times, show a device of devastating potency intended to numb the critical faculties of its victims and leave them defenceless against a barrage of black propaganda, hysteria, speculation and ill-informed TV punditry.
The bomb nicknamed "The White Irish Niggerman", packs a lethal cocktail of mass media into a container no bigger than a domestic dustbin. Once detonated on the orders of Lord Londonderry, people in the blast area will quickly succumb to the effects of the weapon. Britain with its M15 agents and compliant allies in the Irish free state government, including Martin McGuinness, will become shining beacons of democracy, justified in pursuing the war against dissidents by any means necessary including terror, death squads, PSNI thugs, torture and fatwas.
Victims will immediately demand the use of trident submarines to bomb anyone wearing an Aran jumper, and may hurl abuse or assault anyone opposed to the present internment without trial, back in the North of Ireland once again.
Up to 12 miles from the explosion: The part of the victim's brain dedicated to remembering historical facts is directly affected by the blast. So, while those unaffected may, say, remember clearly that Ireland already voted NO to the Lisbon treaty and that Ireland has strict neutrality legislation, forbidding its soldiers to be in places like Afghanistan, yet they have been sneaked in there, victims have no recollection whatsoever of this.
Up to 20 miles: Although people in this area may still be capable of independent thought after detonation, a follow-up attack of relentless BBC bulscutter news coverage, backed with wave upon wave of M15 Irish media opinion making gobshites, parrotting mindlessly, along with speculating TV pundits, will force them to succumb within 24 to 48 hours.
Failing this, the superbomb contains thousands of "spin bomblets", each one packed with a government pearl of wisdom as to "why the Irish free state is fighting this war in Afghanistan", why internment without trial in the form of continous 28 day detention orders is back, why the torture of Irish political prisoners is ok again, why state sponsored death squads in the north of Ireland, are still officially cool. Meanwhile the rest of the corporate media will be ordering a blitzkrieg for yes vote to help the poor banks again on Lisbon, etc, etc..
Up to 40 miles: This far from the epicentre, the effects of the bomb may be mild. However, even those attempting to protect themselves and their families by cancelling the papers, turning off the TV and hiding in the shed, will find that they are increasingly irritated by GAA type people and native Gaelic speakers.
A defence expert told the former Rockall Times: "The British monarchy has been attempting to perfect this weapon for some years. Its effects are similar to the banned neutron bomb - which killed people and left buildings standing - except that it leaves both buildings and people standing. Only their intellects are destroyed, which they don't really need in a liberal democracies such as the Irish free state."
With special thanks to the the former Rockall Times
BBC BRUTISH BULLSCUTTER COPERATION
Don't even give them a chance to launch their Bullscutter !
Oh, no. Brutish Bullscutter Coperation. Don't come fucking near me today. Dear Jaysus, you Kerry fucking recruits and gobshites all over the Irish media are their by-product. There are so many things I could say to express my deep mistrust and yes, anger of these new media Irish opinion makers. Their world service can be a titillating export but their rampant censorship of the restless native's replies stinks to high heaven, of arrogance, cultural imperialism and age old repression.
I don't vote right wing as far as I know, so maybe that also explains my antagonism to them. I don't believe the Brutish Bullscutter Coperation, which henceforth will be simply called the BBC, offer anything approximating legitimate alternatives for this country, indeed any country but thats their business. I disagree with their monarchy, class system of commoners, lords, inherited privilige and intolerance of diversity or alternatives.
Lest you think nationalism is blinding me, do not confuse my rants against Brutish Bullscutter with the many Scottish, English and Welsh friends I have known down through the years, most of whom are the salt of the Earth in my opinion and great people.
It goes against every fibre of my being and tradition to be rude to people but you have got to stand up for your identity these days or become a smiling zombie product of their pundits and seductive manipulating bullscutter.
Brutes are people too but we must take this tour d'arse with all of its insanity, as a relief from the bland sanitized, couldn't give a fuck mercenary BULLSCUTTER ! of our age.
